Halloween Funnies
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
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Spelling
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
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A chummy mummy
Why don't skeletons like parties?
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They have no body to dance with
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
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Boo boos
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
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Benjamin Frankenstein
What do witches put on their hair?
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Scare spray
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
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Hide and shriek!
How does a witch tell time?
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She looks at her witch watch
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
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He runs over the ghoul line
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
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Twick or Tweet
What is Transylvania's national sport?
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Drac racing
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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No body
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
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Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
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Because everyone was a goblin!
Why do mummies make good employees?
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They get all wrapped up in their work
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
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Fly by night operations
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
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Home Moaner's Insurance
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
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Because people are dying to get in
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
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His ghoul friend
What's a monster's favorite play?
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Romeo and Ghouliet
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
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Count Duckula
